Eric: YAY! Time for the mega monster fight! You die Gamera!

Z: Um…you on medication kid?

Eric: Yes I am. Why do you ask?

Z: No reason. So you ready to try this commentator thing?

Eric: Hey if you can do it, anyone can.

Z: WHAT?!?! That's it! *flashes two clones of himself in* Hold me back! *the clones comply* WHY YOU LITTLE…IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOUR GONNA BE ONE SORRY PUNK! BELIEVE YOU ME!!!

Eric: Voter comments! Voter comments now!

Becca the Universal Overlord: Here's the way I'm gonna break it down:
Massive Carnage on both sides, fire-breathing, screaming, smashing, etc. Then Gamera hypnotizes a mob of kids with torches into killing Godzilla. They either succeed or are squished; you make the call (I vote succeed. Mobs with torches can do anything.).

Jim0:GODZILLA WILL KILL GAMERA
BUT GAMERA WILL FLY!!!!!!!
AND WE ALL WILL DIE
THE END
Eric: Z? That medicine that did such wonders for you…do you still have some?

Z: yeah…why?

Eric: I think this guy could use some…

DamieN Brimstone: Whew, as long as your using the old romp 'em, stomp 'em, chop-sockey nuke shooting Godzilla and not the cowardly oversized raptor version, the answer is obvious. In fact, it's so blaringly obvious that I'm not going to even bother mentioning any of the obvious reason Godzilla would be Gamora. Just mark my words, Godzilla can, should, and will tear Gamora limb from damn limb and then take a piss on the remains.

Brendan Eichler: Godzilla all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric: THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!!!!!

Carnagefreak: Kudos on choosing my suggestion! Now, I hope Godzilla cuts Gamera some slack, because Gamera does have a secret weapon: THE CHILDREN! Those kids will strike a major blow, because they have the advantage in numbers and are so ANNOYING! But the kaiju king will win, proving his worth, but please, for the kids sake, just severely injure Gamera.(Trust me on this one, Godzilla, it's a safe bet)

Marksman: Gamera is friend of children, yes? In my country, children eat adults. Gamera eat adults. Yes? No? Maybe? Ok? Hotdog?
Eric: Uh…Z, that medicine…I hope you've got a lot….

D. Merzel:
1) giant turtle. The same creatures that are stopped by flipping them onto their back. Victory Godzilla.
2) Godzilla, Has stomped Tokyo more times than any other monster in existance, has experience
3) Godzilla, Has stomped New York. Has international travel.
4) "friend of children"; sound like barney, ergo Gamera must die.
Go Godzilla
Eric: Ah…I love my fans…

Z: Snap out of it!! They're Kahless, mine, and Thunderbolt's fans! NOT yours!!

Burgypme: HA! This ISN'T EVEN FUNNY! Godzilla hands down.

He's fought everything from robotic space machines that are cheap knock offs of himself to a large, sleek looking Mechagodzilla back in 92. he also fought and won a big ass show down between himself and space Godzilla with help from M.O.G.E.R.A. Godzilla had the smarts to hit the crystals.

Gamera? Whoa, some bootleg version of the crab monster from Godzilla vs. the Sea monster... The worst Gamera's done is the Gaos. Gamera's enemies are food to Godzilla.

Hell! Godzilla wrestled a 600 foot long snake(Destroy all Monsters, during the attack on Tokyo I believe, Godzilla wrestles with Manda for 49 seconds of film to be exact)!!

They had to make a total of 3 Super-X's. Two of which Godzilla defeated. The first one was so pitiful it isn't even funny. The second took a bit, but he got it. Third, well, he melted down before he could pull it off.

And he gets the Chicks too! Godzilla has a son who spews cool atomic smoke rings. The new one, though is even cooler. Atomic bubbles...

Gamera vs. Angelius(SP) is more of an even match, though it goes to Angelius in my oppinion.

That's all

"Big" Steve:Godzilla's gonna win for two reasons:

1) He's pissed because he's been kicked off Galactic Anarchy

2) Cause I friggin' said so!!!!!!!
Eric: What more reason do you need?

Skunk: Here it goes - Skunk's Stupid Ass Comment of the Week (TM)I'm going with Gamera, because I never really cared too much for Godzilla. Besides, I think Gamera could kick his ass anyway. Here's why: Gamera can fly. And that's it. It's all in the flight. Gamera will swoop on in and strike Godzilla with some firebreath, and swoop on out before God-Boy has a chance to hit him with some of his own firebreath. And, Gamera is a turtle. Remember how much ass the Ninja Turtles used to kick on a daily basis? Gamera is like...oh I, dunno 100 times larger! Plus, Gamera was last month's feature on my Dark Horse Comics: Monsters and Aliens calender, and he had a cool picture so....yeah Gamera wins, Go Gammy!
Eric: Grrrrrr….*mouth frothing* NO ONE DEFEATS GODZILLA!!!!!!

Z: Doctor, this is the worst case of Fanboyism I've ever seen! I fear it may be fatal.

Eric: Ok, time to see Godzilla kick some ass! He has the majority of the voter back up as well he should!

Z: I won't argue that Godzilla is infinitely cooler, but you're nuts. So am I, but at least I'm not obsessive. Where's Thunderbolt anyway? I thought he was going to be here.

Eric: Last I saw him he was hitting on a cute little A-Wing.

Z: That's more than I needed to hear…

Thunderbolt: What was?

Eric: Ah…nothing…

Z: He said you were hitting on a cute A-wing.

Thunderbolt: *turns pinkish* HE WHAT!?!?! HOW DARE YOU, YOU LITTLE…

Eric: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT!!!!!! *ducks under table*

Thunderbolt: Why not? You go spreading lies about me…

Eric: Um…how do you explain the blaster burn on your right side?

Thunderbolt: *turns pink again* Just…shut up…our battle contestants are entering now…

Z: Gamera flies in, doing relatively graceful turns and twists between the skyscrapers. Godzilla on the other hand is rudely smashing down buildings as he stomps towards Gamera.

Eric: Godzilla's stopped…he's holding his foot threateningly over a Kintergarden.

Thunderbolt: Dirty trick there… whoa! Gamera just hit super speed!

Z: Gamera smashes into Godzilla lifting him a good hundred feet off the ground!

Eric: The two monsters smash into the ground and plow a path through multiple buildings! Godzilla kicks Gamera off and gets up.

Thunderbolt: Gamera looks like he's hocking a loogie…wait he spat out a fireball. Oopsie…my bad.

Eric: Godzilla staggers back a little, but looks unhurt! Gamera spits out a quick succession of fireballs, most of which miss Godzilla causing fancy explosions!

Z: Ha, you think those are fancy? You ought to see the space battles I commentate on!

Eric: Uh…I write those…

Z: Right. You've never seen them yourself.

Eric: *shakes head* Never-mind. Godzilla has retaliated with his own Nuclear Death Breath of Doom, causing Gamera to fall over on his back!

Thunderbolt: Godzilla's kicking him while he's down, and…

Z: …he's climbing a skyscraper?

Eric: He's at the top…looks around…turns to face Gamera…and JUMPS OFF!! ATOMIC ELBOW DROP!

WHAM!!

Thunderbolt: That was one of the silliest things I've ever seen…

Z: That's saying quite a bit…I saw a picture of you when you were human.

Thunderbolt: WHAT?!?! You saying I look silly?!?!

Z: Ah…yes. Now put down the weaponry…no need to go splattering fellow commentators…

Eric: Godzilla has picked up Gamera by his feet and swinging him around through buildings!! WHA?!

Z: Gamera activated one of his "thrusters" slamming him into Godzilla! There's too much smoke to see what's going on now…

Thunderbolt: HEY! There they are! Gamera's got Godzilla up in the air now! He's flying up…up…

Eric: …up…up…

Z: And for some variety…up.

Eric: Gamera's up in the upper atmosphere now…he dropped Godzilla! King of the Monsters is hurtling to Earth at super sonic speeds!!

Z: This could be messy…

Eric: Godzilla's blasting fire breath full blast! He's slowing down…slowing….going back up! He's using his breath as a rocket thruster like in Godzilla vs. Hedorah!

Z: Gamera's looking confused…

WHAMO!!!

Eric: They're hurtling down now…Gamera tries to fly but Godzilla nails him with his breath! Gamera smashes full force into an oil refinery causing a HUGE explosion!! Godzilla lands more gracefully, using his breath to slow his fall.

Thunderbolt: Gamera's back up now, doesn't look like either of these two will go down without a fight!

Z: Gamera is flying at Godzilla at supersonic speeds! He makes contact and smashes Godzilla down to the ground!

Thunderbolt: Godzilla's starting to get back up…OW! Gamera does it again!

Z: Again!.………and again……….and again……Godzilla continues to try to get up!

Eric: Godzilla's up! Gamera's zooming towards him! Godzilla gets him with a nuclear blast this time! Gamera spins off to the side, out of control!

Z: Godzilla swings his tail out as Gamera tumbles by and…

POW!!

Thunderbolt: Gamera devastates some more buildings as he comes to a rough stop.

Z: Gamera looks dazed…oh no, Godzilla coming up from behind!

Eric: Godzilla grabs Gamera by his shell and smashes him through a line of buildings! Godzilla pulls him up so his head is facing down and…POWER BOMB!!

Z: My…Godzilla sure likes wrestling moves doesn't he?

Eric: *snickers* Yep! Godzilla's pulling Gamera back…and he chucks him! Gamera's flying…and WHAM! He smashes into a HUGE building towering over the rest of the city! Gamera hits the ground hard and the skyscraper comes down around him!

Thunderbolt: Godzilla's walking over to check out the damage he's done.

Z: And the rubble explodes as Gamera bursts out! Gamera looks pissed and he charges Godzilla again!

Eric: Godzilla hits Gamera with a nuclear blast but it doesn't slow the turtle down! Godzilla's trying to duck…

Z: Although he's too clumsy to duck quickly he tripped and Gamera went flying over him, causing another 12 billion dollars worth in damages.

Thunderbolt: Huh? Gamera is shooting straight up into the air!

Eric: Godzilla's picked himself up, and is looking for Gamera…

Z: Did Gamera run away? Does Godzilla win by default?

Eric: I wouldn't be surprised, after seeing what he was up against!

Z and Thunderbolt: *sigh* oh well…

Z: Hey! What's that?

Thunderbolt: Is it a Pterodactyl?

Eric: Maybe a TIE?

Pika pi chu, pika, chu Pikachu! Chu chu Pika pi Pika Pikachu!!! (Translation: Oh my god, it's the forces of darkness coming to retake the earth! They're sick of Federation goodie-two-shoe-ness and want it back!!!!) ~? The !

Everyone looks at Question Mark very strangely.

Eric: Well, that's Gamera on re-entry, going to try and pulverize Godzilla from above…as for Question Mark…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?! I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!!!!!

? The !: You can't get rid of annoyingness incarnate! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Z: Want to bet?!?!?! *hurls HUGE Ki blast at Question Mark*

Eric: Thunderbolt, keep Question Mark out of our hair, Z and I will commentate on the battle!

Thunderbolt: Can do! *blasts Question Mark through a city block and then proceeds to chase him*

Z: Gamera's taking his time getting here.

Eric: YIKES!! He's hit Mach 15! A HUGE STREAK IS….

Z: Oh no…*quickly erects a forcefield*

BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, this explosion is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Z: WHOA…

Eric: I'll say! Utter destruction…

Z: Total…the force caused the entire city to be destroyed, and created a crater 1,000 feet deep!!

Eric: Did either survive? I don't see how…

Z: YES! One did!!!!

Eric: Huh?

Z: Down there! It's Godzilla! And he's….eating soup….out of a giant turtle shell.

Eric: Well….we have a winner!

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