Kahless: Quapla! After last week's interesting battle, we now come to a really lame one that makes no sense.

Z: Yeah, the boss can be a real moron….uh, he does have his moments though!

Kahless: Well, it seems that the Terminator has been programmed to destroy Dinobot…Puh! Good luck buddy.

Simon Haisz: How could the Terminator win? Sure, he can take some damage, but he can't dish out much. Dino can do both. Even without his hand guns, he's got his kick-ass eye-beams that would probably go right through Termy. Then you've got his blades to slice&dice some metal linbs, and finaly, he's a great hand to hand fighter. He's taken on guys bigger and badder than him and held his own. How's a guy that's smaller and slower going to fair against him? Not well. His only chance is that Dino's sense of honor stops him from destroying a harmless and defenseless foe.

Anomynous sender: Well, Dinobot would slag the T-800 pretty damn fast, then your boy, Godzilla, would come in and stomp him a new tailpipe!

Lynx Well, I wouldn't know, as I follow neither, but Z and Kahless are probably correct.

HexxJo Please, oh please, tell me what the connection is between these two character. A Transformer versus an Schwartzenwhateverhisnameis character? You certainly live up to the name of your page...
Kahless: I have no idea either, I never said my boss had a brain.

Skunk oh, come one! Terminator is going to get his ass fragged and slagged before he can even say some stupid ass line like, "i'll be back."

Spammer Dear occupant, you may have already won 10,000 dollars!

Z: Well, that about sums up the idiocy of this match doesn't it?

Kahless: Yes it does. We have with us today a special sideline commentator, Jackie Chan! In trying to heal our image from this idiotic fight, we're bringing in a superstar!

Unnamed Employee: Uh…sir, we couldn't get him here, he broke his leg and couldn't make it.

Z: Oh bother, did you find a replacement?

Unnamed Employee: Yes, you have a sideline commentator, but…DON'T KILL THE MESSAGER! DON'T KILL THE MESSAGER!!…We did the best we could on such short notice, I'm sorry guys…

Kahless: Well, it can't be that bad. Mystery sideline commentator, what's your take on this battle?

Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff! Puff puff jiggly.

Kahless: *smacks self in forehead* ARG…Z, get that Universal Translator going…

Z: Well, here's the Terminator, he's pulled out a huge ass gun, aiming at Dinobot…

Ping! Ping! Ding!

Kahless: I can't see Terminator's expression…can you?

Z: Me neither, I can't imagine he's thrilled about his biggest gun being totally ineffectual…

Dinobot: Dinobot, Maximize!! *ROOOAAAR!!* *sound of whirling blades*

Jigglypuff: Jiggly?

Kahless: The Terminator has jumped back! Just how scared is he Jigglypuff?

Jigglypuff: Puff!!

Kahless: Very interesting! Z! How's that translator coming? I have no idea what the hell that marshmallow is saying!!!

Jigglypuff: Jiggly!!! Puff!! Puff-puff-puff!!!

Kahless:Uh…Z, it's pissed about something…

Z: It's as stumped as we are K… Oh no! It canna handle the stress!! It's a gonna blow!!

BOOOM!!!

Kahless: (cough cough) Uh…(cough cough) Well, Dinobot has reached the Terminator, marching right through (cough cough) heavy firepower…He's putting away his weapons!

Z: (cough) It's that damn honor (hack hack)…I really don't see why that's so important to so many morons…

WHACK!!!

Jigglypuff: *a-hem!*

Z:…It's gonna sing!

Jigglypuff: Jiggelly puff, jiggaly puff jiggly puf, jiggily puff. Jiggaly jiggily, jiggly puff…

Kahless: *YAWN* Dinobot is picking up the Terminator…and…*YAWN* and…*snore*

Z: zzzzzzzz….

Kahless and Z: *YAWN* AG!! You have marker all over your face!! …..So do you!!

Kahless and Z start washing off the pictures drawn on them.

Z: Awww…the fight's over already!!

Kahless: The Terminator's small pieces have been arranged decoratively around the stadium!

Z: What's that? Oh, that's a knocked out Jigglypuff!

Kahless: Well, at least one good thing came out of this…

Kahless: God I hope the next battle's better than this…

Z: Amen!!