Z: Time to see who is the boss monster!

Kahless: Yes, it will be a rumble of epic proportions!

Z: We have a record audience here in the stands tonight, 6!!

Kahless: Let's hear from our beloved audience shall we?

Michael Brzeski Although I like Bowser in this particular fight, I think the coolest video game bad guy is Dr. Robotik who should come and take the victory from both of them.
NOOO!!!! DIE SEGA DIE!!!!!!!!!

best analytical letter:
Lynx: Gannon has the stronger defenses, as it requires Link to use the Master Sword and Silver arrows, as Z pointed out. (With his usual insanity, of course), and Bowser may merely be jumped on. On the other hand, Gannon's offense is inferior to Bowser's. In the end it will come down to whoever is luckier. It must also be taken into account that Bowser tried to kill Mario, which gives him points in my book. It's tough to call, I think Gannon can take Bowser though.
This is a great fight by the way, I hope more are set up like it.

Skunk: Ok here it goes! Time for Skunk's Stupid Ass Comment of the Week!(tm)! Yeah, well uh...Bowser got his ass fragged by a fucking plumber, but Gannon got his ass fragged by a little fairy boy in a leotard. BOTH DIE! BOTH DIE!!!!! PLEASE LET THEM BOTH BE MANGLED AND KILLED BY GA'S UNOFFICIAL MASCOT!!!!! DIE FRAGGIN' BASTARDS!!!!! RARGH!!!!!!! what the hell does quapla mean?
Uh…I think it's Klingon for either "Hello" or "Victory"

HexxJo: Well, let's look at it this way: Bowser can be defeated by an Italian plumber who jumps on him. Can I repsect a guy after he has that happen to him? Nope!

Z: Interesting audience, I see Link and Mario, Princesses Toadstool and Zelda, some Toad-people and Link's fairy friends. Where's Luigi? Did he get left out again!?!

Kahless: No, I have him out on an important task. *dials on vid-phone* Luigi, how's it going?

Luigi is seen holding a charged fire-flower to the writer's head.

Luigi: Just'a fine! *to writer* Now, there'a will be'a no'a Pokemon in this'a battle will'a there?

Me: No sir…

Luigi: Good! *thumbs up to Kahless*

Z: Good work Kahless, Luigi, now on to the battle!

Kahless: Both Bowser and Gannon are stepping into the arena. Bowser has pulled out….that dumb flying balloon thingy from Super Mario World. He's flying around, taunting Gannon.

Z: And Gannon pulls out his trident from Link to the Past! He's spinning it threateningly.

Kahless: Bowser is throwing bombs and fireballs! Gannon is hit and he tumbles backwards! Gannon is making a shaky recovery…

Z: Bowser just rammed him with that flying thingy sending Gannon crashing into the arena wall!

Kahless: Gannon gets up, twirls his trident and throws it at Bowser! It gets stuck in that propeller thing and Bowser crashes! Oof!

Z: That had to hurt! Gannon is pressing his advantage, firing fireballs and…firebats? Into the Koopa King!

Kahless: Koopa picks up his maimed flying machine and throws it into Gannon! Gannon is buried underneath!

Z: But he tears right back out! With the swords he has in Zelda 64! He and Bowser are charging each other…

Kahless: but Bowser hops right over Gannon and causes a shockwave! Gannon is frozen and electrocuted! Looks like all that did was piss him off though.

Z: Gannon teleports behind Bowser and kicks him in the tail! Bowser crashes down, but he's getting back up! Gannon fires a flaming beam thing into Bowser's butt!

Kahless: Bowser leaps up into the air! He lands sending another shockwave but he's running around fanning his…fanny.

Z: *snickers* Bowser's not slowing down, Gannon teleports in front of him, he's holding out his sword…

WHAM!!!

Kahless and Z: CLOTHESLINE!!

Kahless: Gannon leaps up and lands on Bowser's gut! Bowser gets the wind knocked out of him and Gannon is smacking him around with those swords!

Z: Bowser looks to be in trouble but he teleports away, causing Gannon to fall over on his face!

Kahless: Gannon runs up and kicks Bowser in the rear causing him to crash into the wall! Gannon's now charging something up…

Z: That energy bolt from Zelda 64! He unleashes the multi-attack version causing Bowser to spasm out from the electric surges!

Kahless: Bowser has struggled to his feet, opens his mouth and lets loose a jet of flame!

Z: Gannon fires his own fiery beam and the two attacks push each other back and forth!

Kahless: Bowser's is overtaken and flame envelops him! Bowser falls over, smoke and fire covering him! This fight is o…

Z: What's that!?!?!

Kahless: It's Bowser's Doom Ship from Super Mario Brothers 3! It fires cannons into Gannon, and a hatch is opening up?

Z: Is the Koopa Kids! They're swarming Gannon!!

Kahless: Wendy Koopa just took the Master Sword from Link! She's bringing it to Bowser!

Z: The kids hold Gannon down as Koopa nails him in the face with the Master Sword!!

Kahless: Messy. Bowser is proclaimed the winner as the medics arrive to help Gannon get ready for the next sequel to Legend of Zelda.

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