Kahless: This is sure to be a battle of Titanic proportions!

Leonardo Dicaprio: huh?

Z: NO ONE CALLED YOU!!!!

Thunderbolt: All right!! Time to take him out!!!

Z: No way!! He's mine!!!

Tons of energy blasts from Z and Thunderbolt: BBOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!

Leonardo Dicaprio: *dies horribly*

Lots of people: YYYAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!

Kahless: That was totally pointless… but anyway, we were unable to resist one option on where to locate this battle.

Z: that's right!! We're airing from….TOKYO JAPAN!!!!!!!

Tokyo: Why me? Why is it always me?

Thunderbolt: Voter comments time?

Kahless: Affirmative!

Skunk: Woohoo! I got the first vote! Ok, I don't know who either of these people are, but I'm going with the robot. You can't go wrong with robots!

Predator: Come on, Tripticon is a walking battle fortress. He's gonna mash Ghidorah into paste!

Lynx: Well well, this should be interesting. A city vs. a city destroyer. It all depends on how close Ghidorah can get, if he gets in close enough he should have the advantage.

Z: Another unimpressive showing.

Kahless: We just don't draw in the crowds…oh well. You know, Tokyo looks a bit different than I imagined…

Z: Hey…what's that thing?

Thunderbolt: What thing?

Z: That funky looking purple face-like thing…

Kahless: That's a Decepticon Insignia?!?! We're on Tripticon!!!

Z: That can't be good, let's get out of here!!

The star commentators hop on their sideline commentator and make a break for Tokyo.

Kahless: Looks like Tripticon was the first one here, he's settled down in the outskirts of Tokyo awaiting Ghidorah's arrival.

Z: Speak 'o the devil and who should appear?

Thunderbolt: That's one big dragon! Can I fight it?? Please?

Kahless: Hey, Thunderbolt, is that a quarter?

Thunderbolt: A quarter?? In this day and age?!?! *leaves*

Z: Ooh, money…*follows Thunderbolt*

Kahless: Ghidorah has flown onto the scene in 'energy mode' and has taken on his solid form. The monster fires energy bolts from all three mouths, tearing apart dozens of Tokyo buildings and leaving massive scars on Tripticon! Defense towers on Tripticon spring into action! The air is saturated by laser fire from Tripticon!

Thunderbolt: Hey!! You tricked me!

Z: Yeah!! You tricked us!

Kahless: *gives Z and Thunderbolt the Death Glare (tm)* Ghidorah takes the blasts in stride, barely affected! He's coming down…he's going to land on Tripticon!

Z: Tripticon is doing that transform thing, some cool sound effects and…

Kahless: Tripticon transforms into battle fortress mode!! More turrets spring up, walls close up, wheels come out…

Thunderbolt: And Tripticon blasts out in a barrage of pretty colors, laying some major smack down on Ghidorah!

Z: *sniff* I remember when I used to be the clown of the group…

Kahless: Tough luck. Tripticon is unleashing an awesome arsenal! Hundreds of laser cannons and dozens of missile launchers fire on the monster! Ghidorah is knocked to the ground! He crashes away from Tripticon and the battle fortress rolls backwards crushing multiple buildings! Ghidorah's still being pelted by thousands of weapons!

Z: Wait! Ghidorah gets up! He's walking through the weapons fire and firing back!! That is one tough motha…

Thunderbolt: Hush yo mouth!

Z: Sorry, just talkin' bout Ghidorah.

Kahless: It's cool, we can dig it.

Z: I never thought I'd say it, but this exchange of weapons fire is getting boring…

Thunderbolt: Yeah!!! No explosions!! No death!! No fun!!!

Kahless: Both of these contestants are very durable! No one-hit KOs for them! Ghidorah is suffering massive singes and burns, while parts of Tripticon's armor are starting to melt! A few missile bays explode! Ghidorah has a hole to attack through! I think this fight is going to be over soon!

Z: I don't think so, look!!

Kahless: Tripticon is transforming again! Two colossal feet kick Ghidorah back! Tripticon is finishing transformation…he's now fully in his Tyrannosaur mode!

Z: DAMN!!! HE'S FUCKING HUGE!!!!

Thunderbolt: No argument from me…

Kahless: King Ghidorah is about 200 meters tall , and Tripticon is at least TWICE that!!!

Z: Ghidorah has the same reaction we have…all three jaws down on the ground…

Thunderbolt: Tripticon blasted Ghidorah with a HUGE beam from his mouth!!

Kahless: Ghidorah is blown back through several buildings and buried under the rubble of some skyscrapers! I don't think Ghidorah will handle being outsized very well, he's used to being the bigger guy in the fight. Brutal!! Tripticon is methodically stomping the rubble to crush Ghidorah! The remains crumble to dust as the Decepticon continues his search!

CRASH!! VOOSH!!! CRAAAASH!!!SMASH!! SMASH!!

Z: WHOA!! That was neat!!

Thunderbolt: Neat? Neat??

Kahless: Ghidorah blew out of the rubble at Mach 4 and smashed into Tripticon! The crash was really loud as you heard, and it was just…cool! Ghidorah halfway bounced off and crashed through the heart of Tokyo skidding and taking down towers while Tripticon was knocked flat on his back by the force and tore through buildings in a similar fashion!

Z: What is so wrong with 'neat'?!?!

Thunderbolt: What's wrong?!?! What's wrong?!!??! Are you really that dense!?!?!?!

Kahless: Ghidorah and Tripticon have both picked themselves up, a little disorientated, but they recover quickly! They spot each other and let loose with some impressive firepower!

Z: You're asking for it!

Thunderbolt: For what, some swiss and american cheeses?

Kahless: buildings are blowing up left and right! Ghidorah is hovering over the ground and dodging most of Tripticon's major blasts and returning fire with all three heads! Tripticon isn't taking much damage and marching determinedly towards the space monster!

Z: I hope they never fully remove Windows from your operating system!!

Thunderbolt: Ha! You're a fine one to talk, for you Windows would probably be an improvement!

Kahless: Tripticon has grabbed two of Ghidorah's heads and is pulling opposite directions! Ghidorah breaks free with an electrical surge! And he unleashes a powerful magnetic wave that tosses Tripticon through some more neighborhoods and sends cars flying for miles around!

Thunderbolt: What the heck happened to my internal compass!?!? Must be that fraggin' Windows system…

Z: What's wrong, the big, bad Star Fury can't deal with some computer problems?

Kahless: Tripticon is getting up, but Ghidorah is flying circles around him and blasting continuously! Tripticon is swatting at him!

Thunderbolt: Shut up!

Z: Make me!

Kahless: Ghidorah is too fast for Tripticon! Quickly executed triple head-butts keep the giant transformer off balance! Ghidorah snaps around and lays into Tripticon with a double-kick! Tripticon goes down causing another billion bucks in damages! He kicks at Ghidorah only to miss! The space monster continues blasting away!

Z: Hey…what's that?

Kahless: OOF!! Godzilla nailed his enemy Ghidorah from behind! Ghidorah is down on his stomach, Godzilla's leaving and Tripticon is taking the advantage! He's stomping up and down on the immobile monster!

Thunderbolt: Brutality!

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