Thunderbolt: Uh…how are we going to do this?? We've got a spinning Death Star out there and a massive battle, and this ordeal with Kahless!!

Z: My clone will watch with you on Minbar and I'll summon some other commentator.

FLASH!!

Z2: The Death Star is firing! IT'S…

Z: *snaps fingers and he, Shang and Kahless appear in another room* I can't wait for this.

Kahless: Z!! YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU!?!?!

Z: Easy, I hired him way back before you threatened me about killing you, and since it's not me trying to kill you I can't be held responsible. That plus he's late!!

Shang Tsung: Hey! Not my fault I couldn't find the place.

Z: Why you…

Shang Tsung: Nevermind, it is time for Mortal Kombat to begin! But first…

Predator: As we have found out in the past, Kahless is sick and tired of Z trying to kill him. And knowing how Klingons are, Kahless has a lot of surpressed anger about this. And since he can't kill Z, he'll take it out on Shang Tsung. By the time the fight's over, Shang's going to be little more than bloody pulp on the pavment

"Big" Steve Kahless will kick Shang Tsung's sorry ass! Need I say more?

Apocalypse: Well.. Shang Tsung can morph into people and raise the dead, while Kahless, well, is just a Klingon commentator. Flawless victory!
Kahless: JUST A KLINGON COMMENTATOR!?!?! JUST A KLINGON COMMENTATOR!?!?!?!

Z: All right, time for some major gore!!! Wait a minute, I need another commentator…

FLASH!!

Gnownaym: Not again…

Z: Live with it, commentate. I have one thing to do.

Flash!

Gnownaym: Interesting…Z has made some kind of giant Neon sign appear…It says 'Get 'em Shang!'

Z: MWAHAHAHA!! Once Kahless is out of the way Galactic Anarchy will need a new star, and that will undoubtedly be me! MWAHAHAHA!!

Gnownaym: Diabolically scheming on camera?

Z: DOH!!!

Gnownaym: Hey…what's wrong with those two? They're not fighting yet…

Z: Time distortion bubble thingy. I didn't want to miss any fighting.

Gnownaym: Um, how come you don't just use that to beat Kahless yourself? If he's frozen…

Z: Hmmm…let me check…*pulls out book labeled "Rules of God Wanna Bes"* Ah ha, different time streams can't interact with each other if I froze Kahless in a slow one and tried to hit him, it would enter his time-stream and be blockable. As for using it to run circles around him, I can already teleport, it'd be redundant.

Gnownaym: Interesting. I guess you can't control that kind of power without some intelligence no matter how deeply hidden it is.

Z: HEY!! That's not nice…especially when you say it to me!!

Gnownaym: Oh grow up!

Z: I don't wanna!! *sniffs* Let's watch the fight, that'll cheer me up…

Gnownaym: Well, some odd special effects and Kahless and Shang Tsung spring into action!

Z: Kahless is spinning his Bat'leth…Shang is keeping his distance…DANG YOU!! ATTACK!!! KILL!! KILL!!!

Shang Tsung: Shut up and let me work!!

Kahless: YOU PUT HIM UP TO THIS?!?!?!

Z: HEY! I hired him before you found out!! Anyway, it's technically not me trying to kill you! It's him!!

Gnownaym: Oh, that's really going to save your ass. Ooh! Shang used the distraction and uppercutted Kahless hard! Kahless crashes into the ground several feet away!

Z: YAAAY!!!!!! Aww…Kahless got back up!

Gnownaym: And he backs Shang up! A few nicks with the Bat'leth have left Shang bleeding from some minor wounds! Shang looks pissed!

Z: Green energy blast from Shang! Kahless blocks with the Bat'leth! ….it's heading here!!!

BLAM!!!!!

Z: Owie….

Gnownaym: What's Kahless doing? Seems to be saying something…

Z: Ha! He tosses the Bat'leth away, says it's dishonorable! Yes! Klingon honor will do you in you fool!!

Gnownaym: Kahless and Shang are moving at blur-speed! I can't make out what's happening, seems to be a martial arts fight on fast forward.

Z: Noooo…Kahless hit Shang! But he comes back with a two-handed energy blast! Kahless is on the ground!

Gnownaym: Shang hops up, right into a two-legged kick from Kahless! Shang hits the ground hard!

Z: Get up!! Get up!! Kahless is moving to finish him off!!

Gnownaym: Tsung is glowing…and he morphed into the giant four-armed Goro!!

Z: Kahless is stunned, and Goro Tsung grabs him with all four arms and gives him a toss!!!

Gnownaym: Kahless flies through a few bulkheads--ow! But he gets right back up! He's charging Shang! Shang decks him out!

Z: Kahless tries to get up but Shang in Goro form just smacks him back down! Shang is tosses Kahless around like a rag doll!

CRRRAAAACCKK!!!!!!

Gnownaym: ….brutal…

Z: EEEEEEEE!!!! Low blow!!!!!!! I would think Kahless would find such a move dishonorable!

Gnownaym: Literally too, that's going to leave Shang out for quite a while. Kahless is heading this way! I'm out of here!

Z: Wait! Shang is glowing…he morphed into Kitana the chick with the razor-fans! She-uh-HE nails Kahless with a jump-kick!

Gnownaym: Clever of Shang there. Kahless is back up! Shang's new fans stop the Klingon's charge! He's bleeding now! Kahless flips around…and grabs his Bat'leth!!

Z: Kahless attacks with the Bat'leth, but is swiftly blocked! The two hack at each other like nutso murderers in old horror flicks!

Gnownaym: There are so many sparks flying it's hard to see through them! Neither seems to be gaining an advantage despite Shang's two easier to wield weapons.

Z: Kahless does some kind of rush attack and smashes Shang into a wall! Shang is disorientated, trying to pick himself up…and Kahless has a fan imbedded in his side! YES!!

Gnownaym: He doesn't seem to notice, he's staring down Shang…oh wait, now he does. Just plucks it out and discards it…

Z: Shang morphs again, this time into Jade. Guess his avoiding what happened to him earlier. Can't say I blame him.

Gnownaym: She-he-she-he-he-she-she….AAAAG!!!! HE takes that pole and charges Kahless! The two go at it again, Jade Tsung is fast, but Kahless is somehow keeping up! Parrying blows left and right!

Z: AG! Kahless disarmed him, and headbutted him!!

Gnownaym: Shang is down and morphed back into normal form, looks like he's still experiencing pain from earlier. Kahless seems to be taking a breather…

Z: Shang is….morphing again….he's turning into….he's….he's….KAHLESS!!!

Gnownaym: The real Kahless is stunned again, but they attack each other! They're fighting some more….I can't tell which is which any more!!!!!

Z: One of the Kahlesses has killed the other! His hand is in the other and it sounds like he's doing nasty things to his spine!!

Gnownaym: Ewww….I wonder which it is….

Kahless2: You can't kill me that easy….I still live…

Kahless1: Want to bet on how much longer?

Z: He's summoning some kind of energy from the nearly dead Kahless……..SOUL DRAIN!!! TSUNG WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gnownaym: He's coming over here….

Shang Tsung: All right, it is done. I expect payment in full.

Z: NO WAY YOU LOSER!! YOU'RE LATE, YOU'RE SLOPPY, YOU FIGHT LIKE A FOUR YEAR OLD BLIND GIRL IN A WHEEL CHAIR, There's no way I'm paying you anything!

Shang Tsung: Very well then.

Gnownaym: Looks like he's sending energy back into Kahless….Kahless is getting up, the wounds healed!

Shang Tsung: See you around Z. *disappears*

Gnownaym: Good luck Z. *leaves quickly*

Z: *backing up* Heeheehee….Kahless, my….friend….surely we can talk this over? *gulp!!*

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