Jessica: Uh? How'd I get here?

Gnowgnaym: Q. Simple as that, you've been chosen as a commentator.

Jessica: *looks confused* Commentator? For what?

Gnowgnaym: *looks at writer, who is threateningly waving a check over a fire* You have been chosen to commentate on one of Galactic Anarchy's great humorous battles! Best of all, this is one that stars the Borg!

Jessica: Ah, the Borg, those fashion-dim-wits with the intro motto?

Gnowgnaym: Resistance is futile, yep!

Jessica: Ok, now who are they fighting? I'd like to be briefed better next time. *glares daggers at the writer*

Gnowgnaym: Yeesh, will I have to explain everything?! Don't answer that. The Borg are continuing their war with the First Ones, thus far they have succeeded in assimilating all but the Vorlons and Lorien's kind.

Jessica: Oh! Babylon 5! I love that show! And it's a crossover site, cool! Let's get cracking!

Gnowgnaym: *evil eyes the writer* Why is it all these Borg Battles tend to feature me alongside some dumb chick in a revealing outfit?

The writer is mysteriously gone, an empty chair spinning on its leg.

Gnowgnaym: *sighs* What's that padd say?

Jessica: *picks up the Trek Padd* This says that the reason for the disappearance of Lyta Alexander's shuttle has been confirmed, the Borg did it. WHAT!?! Not Lyta, I rather liked her character actually…

Gnowgnaym: The Borg hate to lose a fight, they've been pissed at the Vorlons. Q! The damn boring intro is well over, get us to the battle!!!

Flash!

Jessica: There's the Borg, there's the Vorlons…and what?! There are assimilated First One ships with the Borg! I really need to keep up with this site better…

Gnowgnaym: I don't see why, I don't read anything here.

Jessica: I see the Borg are calling the Vorlons and putting on that cybernetic charm.

Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You have made the mistake of pissing us off. Resistance is futile so prepare yourself for trouble.

Vorlons: Ah, blah, go bark up a tree you losers.

Jessica: *snickering at something*

Gnowgnaym: The Vorlon fleet is taking up an attack stance and the Borg are approaching them. The Borg are powering up and firing…those aren't Borg weapons!

Jessica: They do look familiar though, don't they?

Gnowgnaym: The Vorlons fizzle, and float adrift when hit…Breen energy drain weapons? I didn't think this site had anything with them!

Jessica: Well, that would by why, now wouldn't it?

Gnowgnaym: The entire Vorlon fleet has been hit, but they aren't staying down! The repair systems have hit in and they're orientating themselves to fire on the Borg.

Jessica: The Borg have them in those tractor beams though, the Vorlons are trying to squirm their way out.

Gnowgnaym: A Vorlon battle cruiser manages to tear off the corner of a Borg cube with its weapon. 2 Borg spiders and 2 cubes are opening fire, and…

Jessica: Ouch! They cut the forward prongs off of the cruiser! It can't do that energy build-up thing anymore…

Gnowgnaym: Plasma torpedo down the forward cannon, and as Z would say, BA-DA-BOOM!! One Vorlon ship down.

Jessica: More than that really, the Borg have sliced several fighters and transport vessels in half.

Gnowgnaym: The Vorlons are continuing to fight the tractor beams, several of them have torn up the cubes holding them, but the Borg refuse to let go!

Jessica: Jump gates? A Vorlon transport and 3 fighters are coming out! A Borg Spider engages the transport, the transport fires everything it has into the Spider but it manages to hang on, fires a torpedo and slicer weapon, that transport is gone.

Gnowgnaym: The Vorlon fighters are opening fire on a cube! Multiple holes appear, and start to heal. The Borg fire three torpedoes taking care of the fighters.

Jessica: The Borg have started beaming into the Vorlon ships, only to meet a nasty fate…

Gnowgnaym: Yeah, bits'o'Borg…not real appetizing.

Jessica: You are sick.

Gnowgnaym: Thank you.

Jessica: There were 3 Vorlon battle cruisers here when we started, and the Borg look to cut it down to one.

Gnowgnaym: True enough, they're firing massive volleys into one of them while simply draining power from the other. The Vorlon ship is adapting, but it's starting to go, it just can't take that kind of punishment!

Jessica: And it explodes in some impressive special effects, really, I wish this was a movie, there's a prong glowing and twisting as it flies from the debris and there's some really pretty colors as the Vorlon ship's skin burns.

Gnowgnaym: The Borg have been continuously changing their tractor beam frequencies so the Vorlons can't adapt and break free, some fighters and a few transports have, and taken down Shadow/Borg fighters and spheres, but haven't damaged the Borg fleet that much.

Jessica: The Borg did come in outnumbering the Vorlons, and now the only Vorlon ship still functioning is that battle cruiser.

Gnowgnaym: The Borg have tried beaming in, trying to take the Vorlon ship but their telekinetic attacks have been too much. The Borg can win this easily enough now, but they want the Vorlon technology.

Jessica: The Borg are pumping nanoprobe torpedoes into the ship, very few are making it past the Vorlon defenses, but the Vorlon ship is starting to turn gray in areas.

Gnowgnaym: The Vorlon ships immune system is slowing the nanoprobe advance, but the Borg are assimilating it.

Jessica: The main problem is they can't get inside with the Vorlons still there. Makes for an interesting stalemate.

Gnowgnaym: The Borg have semi-detached a drone from the collective and are sending it over, it's…Lyta? Makes sense, she has a lot of knowledge of the Vorlons.

Jessica: The Vorlons glow and fire some kind of psybeams at her, but her eyes are glowing and she seems to be blocking them…

Gnowgnaym: All the Borg vessels in the area are glowing!?

Jessica: Weird! They seem to be channeling some kind of energy…right where…

Gnowgnaym: The Lyta drone is! She's glowing, BIG time, she's almost blinding, and the Borg are channeling more energy into her…Uh, I think we better move…

Jessica: Good idea…

Gnowgnaym and Jessica jump down below the commentator's desk and the ship moves away from the battle zone.

SOME BIG SPECIAL EFFECTS NOISE THAT IS ACTUALLY NOT BOOM!!!

Gnowgnaym: Well, some kind of energy wave left the Vorlon Battle cruiser and spread out in all directions, nothing looks damaged…

Jessica: But…sensors do show no Vorlons on that ship anymore.

Gnowgnaym: Looks like the Borg won this time! They're heading back to the Delta Quadrant with their newest toy, a Vorlon battle cruiser.

Jessica: Bye everybody! It's been fun! Luv ya! *bats eyelashes playfully*

Jessica is soon on the floor, placed their by a rapidly moving fist.

Gnowgnaym: God I hate bimbos. See ya!

Jessica: OW!! Jerk! Drop me off I need to pick my cat up from the veterinarian's.

Gnowgnaym: Oh…I'm sorry, is he sick?