Emporer: Vader, Vader, Vader........I TOLD YOU TO CONQUER THIS NEW GALAXY!!!! WHAT THE H*LL HAPPENED!?!?!?

Vader Well, we could potentially blame our problems on the owner of the site, he has only seen the movies, and not read the books or played the games where we come off as more impressive.

Emporer: One, it's not wise to talk about the owner of a particular website ON HIS SITE. Two...why's that an excuse?

Vader Nevermind, let's get to the matter of the war.

Emporer: Yes, you are right. I WANT TO SEE SOME STAR DESTROYERS KICK @$$ INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!!!!

Vader Ah, we agree then. So, what shall we do to win more battles?

Emporer: How about this whole aiming problem?

Vader: I will make sure targeting computers are bought.

Emporer: Good. Now, the pilots and gunners....

Vader:....hmm......how about training them?

Emporer:.....well, that's rather obvious don't you think? Oh well, if it works, do it. And I believe we should make a formal alliance with this "Dominion."

Vader: Good idea, the Babylon 5 universe has allies, we should too! Now, just to be sure, we should add on more help....

Emporer: I know someone who will be most valuable.

Vader: Who?

Emporer: Come here, I don't want anyone else to know of this.

The two evil lords of the Empire whisper quietly, soon Vader departs.