Engagement
Tarkin: Well here we are in our crossover tech fleet.
W: Star Destroyers with Warp Drive, Jump Engines, Drahk bio armor, Jem'Hedar gunners and pilots. And Jem'Hedar and Drahk fighter craft alongside our TIEs in the hangers.
Tarkin: Jem'Hedar with Imperial shields, hyperspeed, jump engines, Drahk bio armor and turbo lasers. Also included are Drahk ships with Warp and hyperspeed, turbo lasers, shields and Jem'Hedar weapons.
W: This is the first fleet like this ever, the first in the step in making a massive armada.
Tarkin: This fleet proudly displays the best technology from each universe. This technological crossover will soon find its way into more of the general fleet, but for now this is an elite force!
W: That's about to be engaged by its counterpart! The Alliance's techno-fleet just came out of hyperspace!
Tarkin: Them, yes…it's time they got they're butts beat!
W: Uh, I hate to bring you back to reality, but with the Rebels helping them they're fleet is just as tough as ours. Star Trek ships now armed with turbo lasers and our shields, Minbari slicers, hyperspeed and jump engines. Minbari Sharlins with cloaks and shields, not to mention warp and hyperspeed capabilities. Other B5 races with turbo lasers and shields. Rebel ships with Quantum torpedoes and bio armor.
Tarkin: Yes it makes for a nasty engagement. Almost every type of weapon found in each series is being lobbed at the other side, not to mention ours! We're firing poleron lasers, turbo lasers, photon torpedoes, Drahk weapons, the works at them! They're taking it and returning the favor with Minbari slicers, phasers, Quantum Torpedoes, Plasma torpedoes, turbo lasers and more!! Our shields are holding but it's messy!
W: The modified White Stars have broken through the outer fighter line! They're engaging the Star Destroyers in close range! The Jem'Hedar are making sure that they don't make an approach without paying dearly! Fifty turbo lasers strike a White Star!!
Tarkin:…and barely dent it?! Oh yeah, the shields are down but the bio armor on those things have become all but immune to Imperial weaponry. Two Jem'Hedar vessels take it down though! The Drahk fighters are re-engaging the White Stars, two team up on one White Star, blowing down its shielding, one Drahk ship goes down, but the other finishes the White Star!
W: The Minbari are in the middle of things, we still can't get past that stealth technology! They're taking a few hits, but for the most part they aren't taking much damage…A Jem'Hedar vessel crashed into the propulsion fin on one and caused it to crash into another Sharlin!
Tarkin: The Alpha Quadrant alliance is making a strong show itself, they've taken down several Jem'Hedar and Drahk ships, and now are going postal on some Star Destroyers! Its total chaos as every class of ship from each universe fights something else!
W: Some Drahk ships are engaging the Minbari, they manage to hit several times due to their Shadow Technology. I wish they'd let us look at they're targeting systems so we could hit the Minbari too. I wonder why they don't?
Tarkin: For the same reason none of our allies have seen the inside of the Death Star and the Dominion hasn't let us look at the Poleron laser. We want a bit to ourselves. The Star Destroyers are engaging Romulan Warbirds, looking at about a draw. The Warbirds strike with much greater accuracy, the Imperials unable to negate that Minbari Stealth. The Warbirds aren't as heavily shielded and take more damage per blow.
W: One of those huge Jem'Hedar warships is facing off with a Sharlin and winning? Wow! They're only hitting with saturation-fire, but it's accumulating! Another Sharlin goes down! WHO-HOO!! What's this?
Tarkin: The enemy has received some sort of transmission, but so have we. We're to fall back, they don't want to lose too many of these super-ships.
W: Looks like they got the same orders, they're pulling back too. A draw, appropriate don't you think? The two biggest baddest fleets on either side finally meet, try to destroy each other, and have to withdraw?
Tarkin: Maybe. Anyway, I'm hungry so I told the Captain to take us away from the main fleet and pick up some fast food.
W: Why didn't you just pick something up from the Galley?
Tarkin: Eat the same goop that Storm Troopers eat?? I think not! Wait, something's following us…
W: It's a Klingon Vor'cha class battlecruiser, they seem intent on catching us…
Tarkin: We're getting a transmission from it…putting on screen.
Kahless: We're here for our show back!
Z: Yeah, surrender now or prepare to fight! Wait, I didn't want to say that how it came out…
Kahless: You little cheap rip-offs are in serious trouble!
Z: Double trouble! …I didn't mean to say that that way either. Anyway, you're cruisin' for a bruisin' and we're happy to oblige!!
Tarkin: Your show? Excuse me?
W: Last I checked, we were in charge!
Z: You wimps don't own Galactic Anarchy, give us back control!!
W: What ya gonna do? Come over here and make us?
Kahless and Z: *appear in front of Tarkin and W via transporter* Exactly what we were thinking!
Tarkin: Ha! *pulls out light saber* Darth Vader gave me some lessons! *cuts Kahless's Bat'leth in two*
Kahless: No problem! *pulls out a staff* I have my Light-Bat'leth! *pushes button and an energy blade makes the staff a Bat'leth*
Tarkin nods and the two go at each other in an interesting light….weapon fight.
Z: What the hell kind of idiot name is W?
W: What the hell kind of idiot name is Z?
Z: ARG!! Don't pick on the name!! *blows into his thumb, inflating his fist into a huge hammer-like thing*
Z clobbers W around a bit, until W comes back at him with some nasty kung-fu moves. The rival commentators battle for a while before destroying the camera. Which commentators will come out on top, will Galactic Anarchy belong to the Empire from now on? Find out in the next exciting…"episode."