Tarkin: Hello.

W: We'll be taking over for Kahless and Z if you don't mind.

Tarkin: We decided it's time to see the battle from the "Bad guys" point of view.

W: So we've jammed them out! They can't broadcast as long as we decide to run the show!

Tarkin: Galactic Anarchy is under Imperial Control! Their puny fleet of attack craft are following the Jem'Hedar vessels…

W: right into our trap!!

Tarkin and W: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tarkin: What's taking them so long?

W: I don't know, but they're heading here now!

Tarkin: The enemy fleet comes out of warp and starts firing. What's this? Are they surprised that the base has Imperial shielding?

W: They seem to be! HAHAHA!! The Dominion's taken a major interest in our shield technology and have incorporated in wide-scale. No puny Federation fleet is going to be taking out Dominion bases anymore.

Tarkin: Don't forget, we've got an interest in something of the Dominion's. Let's get 'em! Tell the SSDD fleet to attack!

W: Special Star Destroyer Division on the way! We'll pop right in on 'em!!!

Tarkin: And that the Empire does! The Special Division is scattering the "good guy" fleet, but they can't run from these gunners! Releasing TIES!

W: Jem'Hedar gunners and pilots, those wimpy losers won't know what hit them!!

Tarkin: I'll say, the genetically engineered bloodthirsty lunatics are giving 'em hell! They're hardly missing and going ballistic on the Defiants and White Stars.

W: Uh…There's something headed right for us at hyperspeed! It's a Rebel fleet I think!

Tarkin: Don't worry, they weren't much of a threat before, and these Star Destroyers are enhanced with Drahk bio-armor! We can take anything they can dish out. It'd take a Minbari Sharlin to take one of these things on!

W: The Rebels jump in to attack mode! They don't get in the first shots! The Jem'Hedar driven TIEs are all over them like a cheap coat! Looks like they have Starfleet shields now, no matter, it just takes more firepower to do the job. They're fleeing, scattering!! Totally panicked little kids! HAHAHA!!! Wait, what's this?

Tarkin: A Sovereign class Starfleet vessel! It was moving at hyperspeed with the rebels!?!?

W: AG!! It opened fire with a Minbari slicer cannon along with phasers and quantum torpedoes!! One of the Star Destroyers is going down as that Sovereign ship teams up with some Rebel cruisers!

Tarkin: Also joining the fight are some Excelsior class starships. Looks like they've been retrofitted with shield technology from our universe, White Star bio armor and Quantum torpedoes!

W: Looks like the fight could go either way now…The Rebel ships have all been outfitted with new weapons. The Jem'Hedar are still going at them with that unbelievable intensity! But I think we're outnumbered now, the Federation has sent out some heavily armed type-9 shuttles and the Sovereign has sent out its scout too.

Tarkin: That's not good to see, the Federation shuttles are taking down TIE Defenders with relative ease and causing heavy damage to Jem'Hedar assault craft!!

W: The Jem'Hedar won't let us retreat though, they won't run away!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

Tarkin: Don't be such a pessimist, every single turbo laser battery on a SD firing at once is able to nearly toast an Excelsior. And the Jem'Hedar have toasted nearly half of them!

W: I think you're right! Hey, they left! They don't like taking casualties so they ran away! HAHAHA!!!

Tarkin: Yeah, bad guys rule!! MWAHAHA!!